we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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