try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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