Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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