just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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