he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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