remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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