If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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