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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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