i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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