Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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