She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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