I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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