im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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