question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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