Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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