I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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