i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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