quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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