i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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