I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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