Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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