His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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