I have demons in me.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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