Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
