i can't believe i had my finger in that
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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