Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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