Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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