I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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