So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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