Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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