this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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