Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
