Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sext me about skeletons
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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