i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize