Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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