I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Found your dick twin last night
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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