This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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