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say what?
wanna hang out?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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