I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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