i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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