she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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