He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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