He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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