these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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