Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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