She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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