dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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