Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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