ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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