So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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