Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Actions speak louder than pants.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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