As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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