my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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