just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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